Sidvidvad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome beaver.

Sidvidvad created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidvidvad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidvidvad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidvidvad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sidvidvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidvidvad.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.