Fatfobtardap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless jaguar.

Fatfobtardap created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatfobtardap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatfobtardap, he will be very sad.

Fatfobtardap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fatfobtardap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatfobtardap.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about monkeys.