Kabbisstin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented naga.

Kabbisstin created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabbisstin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabbisstin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kabbisstin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kabbisstin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.