Kabbisstin is a god.
It takes the form of a large, contented
naga.
Kabbisstin created a strange quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbisstin, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Kabbisstin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Kabbisstin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Kabbisstin's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear indigo clothing.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.