Pinlibing Busdontim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring donkey.

Pinlibing Busdontim created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlibing Busdontim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinlibing Busdontim, he will curse you with boils.

Pinlibing Busdontim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pinlibing Busdontim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.