Luntimwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast turtle.

Luntimwip created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Luntimwip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Luntimwip, he will come to you in dreams.

Luntimwip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Luntimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.