Daghivbab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane wyrm.

Daghivbab created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daghivbab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Daghivbab, it will laugh at you.

Daghivbab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Daghivbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never feed lentils to pigs while wearing green hats.

5. Never talk about fire.