Niltignad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving fly.

Niltignad created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltignad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Niltignad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Niltignad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Niltignad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never jump near seals.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not listen to music.