Tamcuttofbampomnigrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Tamcuttofbampomnigrow created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamcuttofbampomnigrow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamcuttofbampomnigrow, it will not care at all.

Tamcuttofbampomnigrow's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tamcuttofbampomnigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.