Tonkammum is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying hedgehog.
Tonkammum created the cosmos two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tonkammum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Tonkammum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Tonkammum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Tonkammum's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the north.
5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.