Stigcidstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful hamster.

Stigcidstaf created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcidstaf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigcidstaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stigcidstaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stigcidstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigcidstaf.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.