Gablinparkzid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish wombat.

Gablinparkzid created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablinparkzid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gablinparkzid, it will turn you into a frog.

Gablinparkzid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gablinparkzid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.