Mobabbus is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating cobra.

Mobabbus created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobabbus, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobabbus, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mobabbus' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mobabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.