Gidtalvon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring lobster.

Gidtalvon created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidtalvon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidtalvon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gidtalvon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gidtalvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

3. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Gidtalvon four times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.