Nadjinnad Betfudlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet warg.

Nadjinnad Betfudlarg created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadjinnad Betfudlarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadjinnad Betfudlarg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nadjinnad Betfudlarg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nadjinnad Betfudlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nadjinnad Betfudlarg.