Betsaslarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable snail.

Betsaslarg created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Betsaslarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Betsaslarg, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Betsaslarg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Betsaslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Betsaslarg first in all things.

3. You must pray to Betsaslarg four times a day.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.