Sigbugzak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow weasel.

Sigbugzak created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sigbugzak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigbugzak, she will turn you into a snail.

Sigbugzak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sigbugzak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.