Bagtarpvag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring raven.

Bagtarpvag created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagtarpvag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagtarpvag, he will not care at all.

Bagtarpvag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bagtarpvag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.