Hamcussbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong camel.

Hamcussbun created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Hamcussbun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamcussbun, she will not care.

Hamcussbun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hamcussbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt nematodes.