Paslinfut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable turtle.

Paslinfut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Paslinfut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Paslinfut, he will jump up and down on your head.

Paslinfut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Paslinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.