Vinfobflagpomsankomzak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy naga.

Vinfobflagpomsankomzak created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfobflagpomsankomzak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vinfobflagpomsankomzak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vinfobflagpomsankomzak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vinfobflagpomsankomzak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Vinfobflagpomsankomzak.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.