Xuckstragart is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humane dolphin.

Xuckstragart created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckstragart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuckstragart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Xuckstragart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Xuckstragart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the west.