Wanbonksig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful porpoise.

Wanbonksig created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanbonksig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanbonksig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wanbonksig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wanbonksig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.