Gadbablab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent giraffe.

Gadbablab created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbablab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gadbablab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gadbablab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gadbablab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gadbablab's priests.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Never sing in the presence of rats.