Rawpopnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast swan.

Rawpopnurt created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpopnurt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawpopnurt, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawpopnurt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rawpopnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Rawpopnurt loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.