Mangabstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet walrus.

Mangabstaf created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mangabstaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mangabstaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mangabstaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mangabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.