Nadratmut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless chicken.

Nadratmut created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadratmut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadratmut, he will not care at all.

Nadratmut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nadratmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nadratmut's name in vain.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.