Arncatjadbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful hedgehog.

Arncatjadbad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncatjadbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arncatjadbad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Arncatjadbad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Arncatjadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never eat lentils.