Fumganfem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever hare.

Fumganfem created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumganfem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fumganfem, she will turn you into a rock.

Fumganfem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fumganfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat bark.