Binbotort is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive gnu.

Binbotort created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbotort, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binbotort, she will turn you into a duck.

Binbotort's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Binbotort's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.