Targyarpgil is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent skunk.

Targyarpgil created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targyarpgil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targyarpgil, it will turn you into a duck.

Targyarpgil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Targyarpgil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six otters approach from the west.

2. Targyarpgil loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away from black mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.