Kanwiglin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective octopus.

Kanwiglin created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Kanwiglin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kanwiglin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kanwiglin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kanwiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help sharks in need.