Kembenfig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong duck.

Kembenfig created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kembenfig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kembenfig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kembenfig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kembenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not hurt moths.