Litfob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable newt.

Litfob created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litfob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litfob, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Litfob's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Litfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.