Ruttflatwab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident centaur.

Ruttflatwab created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttflatwab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttflatwab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ruttflatwab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ruttflatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat coconuts.