Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot
is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, emotional
badger
.
Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot
created silver three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot
, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot
, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot's
most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about mice.
2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.
3. Do not speak about carrots.
4. Never hurt doves.
5. Never write about moons.
Votes: 39
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods