Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional badger.

Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kamrenartkop Farnzenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Never write about moons.