Dosslargjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient faun.

Dosslargjarn created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosslargjarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dosslargjarn, she will send you a sign.

Dosslargjarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dosslargjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dosslargjarn on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.