Flatstipnur is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful dragonfly.

Flatstipnur created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Flatstipnur, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatstipnur, she will strike you with lightening.

Flatstipnur's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flatstipnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always wear green.