Stigdagtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring goose.

Stigdagtaf created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Stigdagtaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigdagtaf, she will turn you into a worm.

Stigdagtaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stigdagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about planets.