Yokjiggub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, caring centipede.

Yokjiggub created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokjiggub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokjiggub, she will be very sad.

Yokjiggub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yokjiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.