Tenpibstig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage human.

Tenpibstig created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenpibstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tenpibstig, she will come to you in dreams.

Tenpibstig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tenpibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Tenpibstig on top of important buildings.