Lipzendad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic swallow.

Lipzendad created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipzendad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipzendad, it will turn you into a duck.

Lipzendad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lipzendad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt mice.