Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless otter.

Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart, he will turn you into a frog.

Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tomrilbigkabflisstikyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.