Fumsidtal is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating coyote.

Fumsidtal created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsidtal, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fumsidtal, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fumsidtal's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fumsidtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from violet manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never go into white rooms.