Lendaptit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent naga.

Lendaptit created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendaptit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lendaptit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lendaptit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lendaptit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.