Arpvedhapflag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful whale.

Arpvedhapflag created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpvedhapflag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arpvedhapflag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arpvedhapflag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arpvedhapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Arpvedhapflag loves manatees, so they must be respected.