Davsomgum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet dog.

Davsomgum created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsomgum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Davsomgum, he will destroy your home planet.

Davsomgum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Davsomgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.