Miltenbell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud octopus.

Miltenbell created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Miltenbell, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miltenbell, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Miltenbell's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Miltenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.