Liphunkab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent weasel.

Liphunkab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liphunkab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Liphunkab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Liphunkab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Liphunkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always obey Liphunkab's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear red shoes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.