Cinbestgov is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy slug.

Cinbestgov created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinbestgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinbestgov, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cinbestgov's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cinbestgov's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Cinbestgov must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat coconuts.