Bossbepgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful dugong.

Bossbepgess created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bossbepgess, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossbepgess, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bossbepgess' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bossbepgess' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossbepgess.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never wear jumpers.